futubandera:

a esta mujer la deberian arrestar, denunciar y cortarle las manos.. miren que pegarle a un hombre u.u

futubandera:

a esta mujer la deberian arrestar, denunciar y cortarle las manos.. miren que pegarle a un hombre u.u

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

grizzly-cub:

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Hahaha too good!

conchesumadres:

creppypasta de Pou.

conchesumadres:

creppypasta de Pou.

lioni-niru:

Humano: Escúchame…
Gato: no, escúchame tú…

lioni-niru:

Humano: Escúchame…

Gato: no, escúchame tú…

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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